Happy birthday, blog

Just stopping in to wish the blog a happy 2nd birthday. Look at how far we've come in two years!!

That's sarcasm, people. For all of this "learning" and "discovery" I've done - not just in the last two years, but since I started half marathoning five years ago - I've gone pretty far fucking backward. I've really just traded one set of unhealthy signals I had five years ago for another much worse set today.

Yeah, remember this? I don't think I'm even moving pebbles anymore. And my writing has kinda gone to shit. 

And I am just so goddamn tired of getting advice from so-called experts who know nothing, Jon Snow. And speaking of Jon Snow, maybe that's part of my problem. Why is all of this expert advice I'm getting coming from dudes? I really gotta rethink my "resources" page because none of these resources have actually helped me get anywhere close to my goals and maybe it's because it's all "expertly" crafted by men using research on other men to the benefit of future men and NOT ME.

I probably just offended 2.53% of my readership. Sorry. I know at least my husband will forgive me. Bear with me for a sec, though, this is not a gender issue.

Here's the truth. I've been steered wrong by female docs too.  Female coaches with specific expertise in my problems charge too much. Holistic health professionals in my area that accept my insurance are hard enough to find, and females are nonexistent, but at this point I'm thinking none of these "professionals" really know what they're doing anyway and they're all just throwing spaghetti. Or zoodles, and those are NEVER going to stick.  

And every success story I've ever read online must be totally fake because how is it that I can do what they're doing and not improve? They're either lying to me or not giving me the whole story. Don't give me that "unique snowflakes" BS, we're not THAT unique. Otherwise, what's the point of even doing research and sharing stories? I should just shut this down right now, right?

The thing that is working for me right now is chemical and short term. Why didn't anybody tell me about this option years ago? Why did I have to fight with this for so long and only have this offered to me after I went asking for something else New Doc couldn't actually prescribe me?

I don't know. Maybe I did have the right answers in my younger days. I don't have time to keep getting it wrong here, people. Hurricane Ethel could take this all away from me tomorrow. No, there's not actually a Hurricane Ethel right now, but while we're on the subject, let's start a petition to change the way they name hurricanes because I hate having to tell people I've been beaten up by an Irene, Sandy, and now an Irma. How about Hurricane Vader? Hurricane Palpatine? Even Hurricane Death Star would work. Seriously, you could get enough villains out of the Star Wars universe to get through a few hurricane seasons just fine.